The door from which you enter is not nearly as important as the door from which you leave.
Fortune Cookies going down hill
“You should pay for this dinner. Be Generous.”
“Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done?”
What the hell kind of fortunes are those! I mean come on!! Since when are we suppose to get directives and negative remarks in our Chinese treats? I thought we were suppose to get fortunes that are thoughtful and witty and make you smile when you add the words “in bed” to the end of them. These two just stink.
Alisha said,
August 14, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
I think both of those could make someone smile when you add the words “in bed” to the end. Maybe not the recepient. But someone.
Ms. Tart said,
August 17, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
I once got one that said “You like competitive sports.” Which is odd, but does at least make a reasonably good “in bed” phrase.