As I know more of mankind I expect less of them and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
Fortune Cookies going down hill
“You should pay for this dinner. Be Generous.”
“Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done?”
What the hell kind of fortunes are those! I mean come on!! Since when are we suppose to get directives and negative remarks in our Chinese treats? I thought we were suppose to get fortunes that are thoughtful and witty and make you smile when you add the words “in bed” to the end of them. These two just stink.
