Squirrels on a plane!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/15/stowaway.squirrel.ap/index.html
O.k I get it, you can’t have a squirrel running around gnawing on electrical wires in an air-o-plane, but way down at the end of the article is the kicker “fearing the squirrel “MAY” have rabies, officials had it killed.
Crap o mighty! Lets just go kill every animal that’s an inconvenience cuss really I am sure there are a couple squirrels out back that might have them rabies to! Who’s down??? I’ll go grab my bee bee gun!

On the sands of hesitation bleach the bones of those who on the verge of victory, sat down to rest and in resting died.