Squirrels on a plane!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/15/stowaway.squirrel.ap/index.html
O.k I get it, you can’t have a squirrel running around gnawing on electrical wires in an air-o-plane, but way down at the end of the article is the kicker “fearing the squirrel “MAY” have rabies, officials had it killed.
Crap o mighty! Lets just go kill every animal that’s an inconvenience cuss really I am sure there are a couple squirrels out back that might have them rabies to! Who’s down??? I’ll go grab my bee bee gun!

As I know more of mankind I expect less of them and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.