An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
A Shocking Morning
Two females rent an apartment. They like the place, its got a great view and its in a nice part of town. The only problem is whenever they touch a light switch, a ceiling fine cord or a wall outlet they got a nasty little shock.
Doing what almost any renter would they called the land lord. Enter 3 days later at an unannouced time the repairman.
A bit of this and that, a couple screws and exposed wires later and the repairman exclaims ITS DONE! I’ve Fixed it! Then adds the subline will you see if you still get shocked. d
One unexpecting brave girl steps forward and extends her hand. A shrill fills the room. The short out is not fixed and a shock rains down.
The repairman is perplexed, how could that be? He touches the same spot repeatedly and nothing happens. Why doesn’t he feel the same shock?
Alisha said,
January 16, 2007 @ 10:47 am
What the hell is that about?
Sonni said,
January 16, 2007 @ 11:51 am
Robert…go back to bed. Stop typing deep things.
Boscoe said,
January 19, 2007 @ 10:46 pm
He is wearing rubber flipflops and she is barefoot
Robert said,
January 20, 2007 @ 10:01 pm
Boscoe you win! He repair man had rubber boots on and she was barefoot. This actually happened, I was there and was the one who pointed out to the repair man why he was not getting shocked. After that he grounded those outlets and fixed the problem.
Boscoe said,
January 21, 2007 @ 1:14 am
I won :)..you are so lucky you are not back in NYC> I a freezing my ***** off
Bosce said,
January 22, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
Never shimmy up a coconut palm tree when wasted.(420 and beer) I saw a pal do it going up is easy coming back down he was a mass of cuts from the bark.
A public service post from Bosce.
Next PSA what to do when Island Fever hits. I lived in Ket West for awhile once.
Joe Mama said,
January 23, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
Actually, the problem is not fixed and I got shocked last night
I will let you know if and when the story has a happy ending…
Boscoe said,
January 24, 2007 @ 2:35 am
I hope I find out before I freeze. I am doing stand-in on the film I am Legend with Will Smith all night shoots just got home 3:30 and the Zanax has not kicked in to recover from working with get this 2000 extras.
Boscoe said,
January 24, 2007 @ 2:35 am